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cchannette: jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:37:03 -0700

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

We actually ended things on a pretty good note. LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENS. I’M SO PROUD OF...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:09:06 -0700

We actually ended things on a pretty good note. LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENS. I’M SO PROUD OF MYSELF.

YOU GO GLENN COCO

duckingwitch: Cosmo tip #738: If you want to spice up your love life, put a leech on his dick.

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:17:54 -0700

duckingwitch:

Cosmo tip #738: If you want to spice up your love life, put a leech on his dick.

bluegrass-state-dudecore: gaijin-white-boy: What? I’d be so...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:29:04 -0700

bluegrass-state-dudecore:

gaijin-white-boy:

What?

I’d be so sexually frustrated I’d be ripping light poles out of the ground.

…BUT WHY.

I’m spending my saturday night sorting through my underwear drawer… AND I’M...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:56:50 -0700

I’m spending my saturday night sorting through my underwear drawer… AND I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH. BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I DID ALL DAY AT WORK.

AND I’M FOLDING ALL MY UNDIES INDIVIDUALLY LIKE AT WORK. MY GOD. SOMEONE SAVE ME.

lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:09:06 -0700

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:01:55 -0700

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

These girls are always so quick to judge each other’s relationships. But the thing is, you...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:36:12 -0700

These girls are always so quick to judge each other’s relationships.

But the thing is, you can’t judge someone else’s relationship if you are not in it. That’s just silly. You can’t possibly make assumptions on why someone broke up with someone and why they are dating a completely different people, etc. Sure… someone may at a time be head over heels for someone.. but things change, and you can’t possibly understand the inner workings of their minds.

And this is why I do not tell my coworkers anythingggggggggg.

we all masturbate in the same language and what language is this? loneliness that was...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:00:30 -0700

we all masturbate in the same language

and what language is this?

loneliness

that was deep

so were my fingers last night

omg

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:53:30 -0700

I’m really happy. And i can’t explain why.. I should be all sad and cynical and shit...

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:20:14 -0700

I’m really happy. And i can’t explain why..

I should be all sad and cynical and shit because i’ve been listening to sad songs for hours now.

But i’m giddy and shit. Which i don’t understand. I got issues but i’m happy…

Oh life. You funny son of a bitch.

widdlekes: Burr’s buds are jerks.

Thu, 16 May 2013 01:04:23 -0700

widdlekes:

Burr’s buds are jerks.

sam-the-moose: I’M ON THE FLOOR DYING AND I DON’T THINK I’LL...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:59:27 -0700

sam-the-moose:

I’M ON THE FLOOR DYING AND I DON’T THINK I’LL LIVE.

forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:57:34 -0700

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

Maybe all i want is for you to realize how awesome I am. Because I am. I am a fucking gem.

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:04:13 -0700

Maybe all i want is for you to realize how awesome I am.

Because I am. I am a fucking gem.

less-than-one: Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:59:06 -0700

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

I tend to grow up a bit too fast. I find it sad how I’m so uninterested in things because...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:38:37 -0700

I tend to grow up a bit too fast.

I find it sad how I’m so uninterested in things because I’ve been there and done that… yet I’m only 20.

archiemcphee: Alright Japan, now you’re just toying with us....

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:00:35 -0700

archiemcphee:

Alright Japan, now you’re just toying with us. Your relentless onslaught of weirdness and cuteness has us glued to our monitors lest we miss the next awesome thing you create or do. We’re putty in your hands. Now you’ve gone and made a series of photographs of cats dressed up as creative interpretations of sushi toppings, resting comfortably atop giant mounds of sushi rice, secured by enormous strips of nori. This one has pretty much rendered us speechless.

These “Sushi Cats” or “Neko-Sushi” are the work of Japan-based company Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts. Who needs to shower or go to work when there is stuff like this to see?

“According to the History of Sushi Cats video, the cats are a magical and historical creature that have been influencing humans since the beginning of time. Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts has released a mobile game app for iPhone and Android phones featuring the Sushi Cats. They also have an online store that offers photo prints, postcards and more (only available in Japan).”

Neko-Sushi is an extremely unusual life-form consisting of a cat on top of a portion of sushi rice. Although several references have come down to us through history from various researchers and witnesses, their existence is still shrouded in mystery and actual sightings remain rare.

There are several academics who have devoted their lives to the study of these creatures. According to a number of these, Neko-Sushi make use of gaps in space to come to us from an alternate dimension. Beyond these “gaps” lies the world of the Neko-Sushi in which, it is recently understood, lies the true identity of the cats that dwell with us here in the human dimension.

We can’t look away. It’s just too cute… too strange… too awesome.

Visit Laughing Squid for even more Neko-Sushi goodness

nickelode0n: baby, i don’t care about your stomach or your legs or how big your boobs are i don’t...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:00:36 -0700

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

Sometimes the things that don’t kill you don’t make you stronger. They just prompt you...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:50:53 -0700

Sometimes the things that don’t kill you don’t make you stronger. They just prompt you to create this strong exterior, covering all the emotional baggage that you are stuck with.