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"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

(Source: vicebot, via mmaxinelucille)

transsatan:

franklycats:

If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time that 2 presidents have had sex with each other. That we know of.

at first I thought this meant that she and Obama had sex

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ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

(Source: kristyskrushers, via eeames)

  • Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
  • iPhone user: Emojis
  • Android user: damn :/

(Source: hotdamn-mothafucka, via memewhore)

helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

image

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allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

(Source: raduyev, via leego-house)

fionagoddess:

Meryl Streep on Robin Williams.

Christopher Reeve and Robin Williams became good friends when they both attended The Juilliard School together. In his book, “Still Me,” Reeve wrote about Williams surprising him in the hospital:

Then, at an especially bleak moment, the door flew open and in hurried a squat fellow with a blue scrub hat and a yellow surgical gown and glasses, speaking in a Russian accent. He announced that he was my proctologist, and that he had to examine me immediately…it was Robin Williams…for the first time since the accident, I laughed. My old friend had helped me know that somehow I was going to be okay.

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tiredestprincess:

i thought this was going to be an onion article
it’s from rolling stone

tiredestprincess:

i thought this was going to be an onion article

it’s from rolling stone

(via memewhore)

oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets

(Source: cashewmonster, via the-absolute-best-posts)

bangstilinski:

my parents thought they were naming me something unique, but really they just signed me up for a life with a misspelled, mispronounced, never finding on a coke bottle name

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aut viam inveniam aut faciam

Anonymous said: WHY ARE YOU SINGLE

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

poopflow:

"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

IM GOING TO CRY

(Source: pedro-quill, via wilwheaton)