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sam-the-moose:

I’M ON THE FLOOR DYING AND I DON’T THINK I’LL LIVE. 

sam-the-moose:

I’M ON THE FLOOR DYING AND I DON’T THINK I’LL LIVE. 

(Source: minutes-till-midnight, via voldemorts--nose)

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

(via 123angie)

Maybe all i want is for you to realize how awesome I am.

Because I am. I am a fucking gem.

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

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(via voldemorts--nose)

I tend to grow up a bit too fast.

I find it sad how I’m so uninterested in things because I’ve been there and done that… yet I’m only 20.

archiemcphee:

Alright Japan, now you’re just toying with us. Your relentless onslaught of weirdness and cuteness has us glued to our monitors lest we miss the next awesome thing you create or do. We’re putty in your hands. Now you’ve gone and made a series of photographs of cats dressed up as creative interpretations of sushi toppings, resting comfortably atop giant mounds of sushi rice, secured by enormous strips of nori. This one has pretty much rendered us speechless.

These “Sushi Cats” or “Neko-Sushi” are the work of Japan-based company Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts. Who needs to shower or go to work when there is stuff like this to see?

“According to the History of Sushi Cats video, the cats are a magical and historical creature that have been influencing humans since the beginning of time. Tange & Nakimushi Peanuts has released a mobile game app for iPhone and Android phones featuring the Sushi Cats. They also have an online store that offers photo prints, postcards and more (only available in Japan).”

Neko-Sushi is an extremely unusual life-form consisting of a cat on top of a portion of sushi rice. Although several references have come down to us through history from various researchers and witnesses, their existence is still shrouded in mystery and actual sightings remain rare.

There are several academics who have devoted their lives to the study of these creatures. According to a number of these, Neko-Sushi make use of gaps in space to come to us from an alternate dimension. Beyond these “gaps” lies the world of the Neko-Sushi in which, it is recently understood, lies the true identity of the cats that dwell with us here in the human dimension.

We can’t look away. It’s just too cute… too strange… too awesome.

Visit Laughing Squid for even more Neko-Sushi goodness

(via anangelinwhite)

nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

(via toocynicaltospeak)

Sometimes the things that don’t kill you don’t make you stronger. They just prompt you to create this strong exterior, covering all the emotional baggage that you are stuck with.

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

(via guys-its-ok-im-fine)

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

(Source: anormaux, via cosmiclovers)

Too young too dumb to realize that you should’ve bought me flowers and held my hand. Should’ve gave me all your hours when you had the chance. Take me to every party because all I wanted to do was dance.

"I’m not sure which is worse: intense feeling, or the absence of it."

Margaret Atwood (via wuthering-heights)

(Source: articulateimagination, via eeames)

kingkii:

jackadiddlediddle:

lezbisouthernn:

she looks exactly like her dad!

Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains

I’M ACTUALLY CRYING

(Source: oliviatheelf, via masonraymond)

gemmacorrell:

Happy Friday!

gemmacorrell:

Happy Friday!