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"Jesus fucking Christ Larry"

Every orange is the new black episode, probably (via headbutting)

(Source: whiteboykik, via kareizmakayyy)

Woke up to go to the washroom… Can’t fall back asleep. Cramps. CRAMPS. FREAKING CRAMPS.
When I don’t PMS as much, the cramps during is that much worse.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

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subtlelikeseabrook:

jagr-bomb:

samwilliamgagner:

swedishpapa:

zmalik:

swedishpapa:

why does ny have 3 nhl teams

why does cali have 3 nhl teams

why does canada only have 7 nhl teams

why does pittsburgh have an nhl team

why does florida have 2 nhl teams

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bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

(Source: omg-humor, via demonsbelowthesea)

flowisaconstruct:

And suddenly, I identified with Lorde.

(Source: lilkimbra, via memewhore)

"Never be afraid to apologize to your child. If you lose your temper and say something in anger that wasn’t meant to be said, apologize. Children need to know that adults can admit when they are wrong."

American Humane Society (via maninsun)

This is so, so important.

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foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via masonraymond)

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

(Source: hollywoodgonzalez, via demonsbelowthesea)

eatingisfab:

The debate in my head everytime i wake up
“get up and exercise’
“nah, go back to sleep”

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