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im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

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Aubrey Plaza by Father John Misty

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middriff:

he tried to help

tried

unshaped:

middriff:

he tried to help

tried

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Gameboy ads were weird…

Maybe Nintendo needs to go back to this type of advertising for the Wii U?

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aut viam inveniam aut faciam

Anonymous said: what is "good pussy" serious question here

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bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

  • pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
  • pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
  • pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
  • pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
  • pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone

pussy that taste like cornbread

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alright seeing as how I didnt know this blew up lemme make some additions

  • pussy that make you wanna try and change your diet so you look better eating it
  • pussy that makes you wanna hit the gym so you hit it longer and not get tired
  • pussy that makes you irrationally jealous of any dude she talks about including her father for some damn reason
  • pussy that makes you so wreckless youd talk back to your momma in an arm distance away from her in her own damn house
  • pussy that makes youreally think about taking the time to start over your favorite anime and explaining everything to her
  • pussy that makes you question whether ball is life or not when your boys wanna play a pick up game but she sent you nudes while you lacing up

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Woke up to go to the washroom… Can’t fall back asleep. Cramps. CRAMPS. FREAKING CRAMPS.
When I don’t PMS as much, the cramps during is that much worse.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah