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the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
(Source: twoukofukawa, via 87daysbefore)
What?
I’d be so sexually frustrated I’d be ripping light poles out of the ground.
…BUT WHY.
(Source: billhitchert)
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
(via bbieksa)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via bluegrass-state-dudecore)
These girls are always so quick to judge each other’s relationships.
But the thing is, you can’t judge someone else’s relationship if you are not in it. That’s just silly. You can’t possibly make assumptions on why someone broke up with someone and why they are dating a completely different people, etc. Sure… someone may at a time be head over heels for someone.. but things change, and you can’t possibly understand the inner workings of their minds.
And this is why I do not tell my coworkers anythingggggggggg.
we all masturbate in the same language
and what language is this?
loneliness
that was deep
so were my fingers last night
omg
(Source: growlithed, via bluegrass-state-dudecore)
(Source: victorianhooker, via 87daysbefore)
I’M ON THE FLOOR DYING AND I DON’T THINK I’LL LIVE.
(Source: minutes-till-midnight, via voldemorts--nose)
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
(via 123angie)
