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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

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ventai:

scifuck:

WHAT

THE FUCK

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damgoodjob:

…but Black people are animals for rioting and looting after the shooting of an unarmed teenager. Here, we see a few law abiding citizens turning the FVCK up over a hockey game and millions of dollars worth of damages…but that’s none of my…naw…SEE THIS MESS for what it is.
Black people in Ferguson are being called animals and white people who riot after hockey games are call FANATICS… Wake Up.

damgoodjob:

…but Black people are animals for rioting and looting after the shooting of an unarmed teenager. Here, we see a few law abiding citizens turning the FVCK up over a hockey game and millions of dollars worth of damages…but that’s none of my…naw…SEE THIS MESS for what it is.

Black people in Ferguson are being called animals and white people who riot after hockey games are call FANATICS… Wake Up.

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"Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already."

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vonmunsterr:

thegenuflector:

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are a pretty great couple.

I love them so much bless their perfect souls.

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"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

(Source: vicebot, via mmaxinelucille)

transsatan:

franklycats:

If Hilary Clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time that 2 presidents have had sex with each other. That we know of.

at first I thought this meant that she and Obama had sex

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ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

(Source: kristyskrushers, via eeames)

  • Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
  • iPhone user: Emojis
  • Android user: damn :/

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helioscentrifuge:

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sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

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